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01.

RATES

I prefer longer engagements and you will notice that my rates are skewed to favor those dates.

There’s nothing more exciting than the foreplay of a purposefully prepared meal or a scintillating conversation over drinks.

Let’s slip into our Sunday best and then maybe later we can undress.

Natalie xx

PYROLOGY

Some kindling to start the fire.

one hour | $1400 TOUR ONLY

one and a half | $1600 TOUR ONLY

two hours | $1800* TOUR ONLY

three hours | $2300 TOUR ONLY

̂ suggested minimum for
new friends

four hours | $2700

^ current minimum until Oct 13th

*DATES 2 hours or more REQUIRE some sort of the following: refreshements (wine, tea/coffee, sparkling water), small nibbles/snacks, cocktail bar, dinner, a show, etc.

Want me to provide the bubbles, fruit, and water for our date? Just add +$100.

THERMODYNAMICS

FURTHER RESEARCH

Let’s paint the town red and burn it down. The world is ours.

For dates longer than 24 hours, please send me an email so we can craft the perfect experience together.

These are bespoke experiences that we will curate together and will align with our plans and destination.

48-hours | $12000

72-hours | bespoke

5-days | bespoke

7-days | bespoke

Please email for more specifics.

02.

FLY ME TO YOU

(or with you)

I’m an avid traveler and available to you at any destination – domestically and internationally!

The rates below are a flat fee which means my flights, incidentals, and uber are all included. You just provide the hotel!

Need me to provide the hotel? Just reimburse me the cost and I’ll put it under my name.

I require (upfront) a 25% deposit of the date minimum plus the flat travel fee for what part of the US I’ll be joining you at. This flat fee is non-refundable.

WEST | 5-6 hour minimum + $800 flat travel fee

SOUTH | 8-10 hour minimum + $1000 flat travel fee

MID-WEST | 14 hour minimum + $1200 flat travel fee

EAST COAST | 24 hour minimum + $1700 flat travel fee

Intercontinental | 24 hour minimum

International | 48 hour+ minimum

Have questions or unsure which region your state falls in? E-mail me and let’s chat!

03.

YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT COVID-19 & MONKEYPOX?

You can feel safe meeting with me. I have had both rounds of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, two boosters, and the newly updated Pfizer bivalent vaccine.

I’ve also had both rounds of the Jynneos Monkeypox Vaccine.

I test multipe times a week for COVID-19 and I continue to socially distance within reason, wear a mask, and wash my hands. I host in clean spaces and expect that you are also doing the same. Should you feel sick after or before our appointment, please notify me immediately.

Before leaving your home for our date, please self-assess for symptoms. Ensure you have no flu-like symptoms, cough, swollen lymph notes, or rash. Once arriving at our date, I ask that you immediately wash your hands thoroughly for 30 seconds.

WHERE CAN I MEET YOU?

I’m available in the Bay Area. I prefer to host in a 4-5 star hotel. I am also happy to meet you at your upscale hotel anywhere in San Francisco. Should you want me to meet you at your home, additional screening will be required.

North Bay (Marin and Sausalito) – 3hr min, +$150 travel fee (Napa/Healdsburg – 6hr min, hotel fee covered, +$200 travel fee)

South Bay – 3hr booking min, +$150 travel fee

East Bay – 2hr booking min, +$100 travel fee

SFO airport – 2hr booking min, +$100 travel fee

Central Valley – 6hr booking min, hotel fee covered, +$200 travel fee

Monterey – 6hr booking min, hotel fee covered, +$200 travel fee

Inquire for add’l locations as these fees may change. Please feel free to email if you have any questions!

If I travel, I will post my touring dates on my twitter and website banner.

HOW SHOULD I PRESENT YOUR ENVELOPE TO YOU?

To avoid any awkward moments, it must be presented immediately at the beginning of our date in an unsealed envelope. Place it on the kitchen counter if you’re visiting me or in the bathroom if I’m visiting you.

If we’re meeting in a public space (or you want to impress me), please have it in a funny greeting card, gift bag, or slipped between the pages of your favorite book that you’d think I’d love (I truly enjoy reading).

WHAT PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?

Cash is king.

NOTE: BTC is NOT accepted as of 4/8 – please check back for updates.

For deposits I accept CashApp and ApplePay only. Please reach out via email for those payment methods.

WHAT IS YOUR CANCELLATION POLICY?

Life gets in the way and can be complicated, I understand. However, I do enforce a strict cancellation policy and it is non-negotiable.

Cancellations within 72 hours of the date, will be required to pay 25% of my rate as the cancellation fee.

Cancellations within 48 hours of the date, will be required to pay 50% of my rate as the cancellation fee.

Cancellations within 24 hours of the date, will be required to pay 100% of my rate as a cancellation fee.

If you cancel twice in a row, I will no longer accept dates with you. If you fail to pay a cancellation fee within 24 hours you will be blacklisted immediately.

If you paid a deposit, that deposit is transferrable to a date within the same week or the same dates while I am touring. If I have to cancel, that deposit will be returned within 48hrs, via the same method you used to pay.

WHAT IS YOUR DEPOSIT POLICY?

For all dates 6 hours and over I require a 25% deposit. This can be paid through digital options (CashApp and ApplePay) or can be sent to my land address discreetly tucked away in a gift (feel free to get creative here).

Deposits are non-refundable unless under the rare occurrence that I have to cancel. If you are unable to make our date, the deposit can be honored toward another date within the same week or a reschedule during the same tour.

If I have to cancel, that deposit will be returned within 48 hours, via the same method you used to pay.

WHAT WILL YOU WEAR WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER/DO YOU TAKE OUTFIT REQUESTS?

I no longer take requests and I strongly believe that my personal style is a part of my appeal. I hope that you’ll enjoy what I pick for you.

If there is something you must see me in (and I love dressing up with a carefully curated outfit), you can reach out to me for my sizes, purchase it, and bring it to our date. Alternatively, I can buy it and you can reimburse me ahead of time.

If there is something you’d like to see me in, plan a date that might require those clothes.

Some examples:

– Baseball game/theme park/etc: casual jeans/shorts and t-shirt

– Fine dining: upscale dress, tights, and heels

– Symphony/opera/etc: dress to impress; all eyes on us and a formal dress

– Pool or beach date: bikini; some spas with dipping pools will require this too

– Picnic/museum/hot day: summer dress and comfortable shoes

I will always be dressed to impress but won’t ever raise eyebrows. I have a diverse wardrobe that would be described as sophisticated, yet sexy.

DO YOU ALLOW REVIEWS?

Absolutely not. Our time is very special together and kept only between us. Discretion is important to me and I treat your privacy as if it were my own.

If I find that you have posted a review of our time together you will be immediately blacklisted and we will be unable to meet again.

HOW DO OVERNIGHTS/EXTENDED DATES WORK?

I am thrilled at the chance to spend extended time with you! During overnights or longer dates, please understand that I will need to check my phone for personal and business needs occasionally (this will not interrupt our time together).

I’m at my brightest when I get 7-8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and I’m best greeted in the AM with cold brew coffee (+ almond milk and 1 packet of stevia) and/or sparkling water.

On extended dates I also require 2 hours+ (depending on booking length) of alone time to rest, workout, and take care of life matters. I ask this of any travel partners – even my own siblings and friends!

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL?

It takes me some time to get back to e-mails and inquiries. If you don’t get a response in 24-48 hours, it could be for one of the following reasons:

Rude, crude, or disrespectful
Poorly written or incomprehensible
Using acronyms to inquire about any sexual acts
Any talk of sexual acts
Did you typo your email or have you checked your spam? Double check!

If you didn’t get a reply and sent a polite email, feel free to ping me. Things get lost in my inbox.

Please forgive me and my tardiness if we’ve had prior conversations and it takes me some time to get back to you.

DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT CAN JOIN US?

YES! It’s always fun when more of my friends are around. Please reach out via email, I’d love to have a friend come play with us!

But please let this be our 2nd+ meeting to make them and I feel most comfortable (date must be 2 hours or longer).

My rate + theirs, matched to the higher rate.