PYROLOGY

I prefer longer engagements and you will notice that my rates are skewed to favor those dates.

There’s nothing more exciting than the foreplay of a purposefully prepared meal or a scintillating conversation over drinks.

one hour | $1400

one and a half | $1600

two hours | $1800

three hours | $2200*

four hours | $2600

*DATES 3 HOURS+ REQUIRE SOCIAL TIME: dinner, drinks, a show, room service, etc.

 

EXTENDED STUDIES

MOST POPULAR

six hours | $3600

fourteen hours | $5000

one day | $6000

weekend | $11000*

Polaroids | +$400⁺

*each additional day after 48hrs, +$3300

⁺includes 3 polaroids for you to take home, some restrictions apply

In date extensions, as my schedule allows, at $800/per hour.

Couples add +$300 flat fee.

FURTHER RESEARCH

 

West Coast  | 6-hour minimum

Mid-West/Central/East | 24-hour minimum

Intercontinental | WEEKEND+ minimum

International | FIVE DAY minimum

five days | $20000

one week  | $27000

Don’t see what you’re looking for or have questions? E-mail me and let’s chat!

YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT COVID-19?

You can feel safe meeting with me. I have had both rounds of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. I continue to socially distance within reason, wear a mask, and wash my hands. I host in clean spaces and expect that you are also following COVID-19 social distancing guidelines. Should you feel sick after or before our appointment, please notify me immediately.

Before leaving your home for our date, please self-assess for symptoms. Ensure you have no flu-like symptoms or cough. Once arriving at our date and before greeting, I ask that you immediately wash your hands thoroughly for 30 seconds.

WHERE CAN I MEET YOU?

I’m available in the Bay Area. I host in downtown San Francisco and I would be happy to visit you outside of San Francisco (south, north, or east bay) – depending on travel distance bookings may require a minimum time, incall fee, and deposit.

If I travel, I will post my touring dates on my twitter and website.

HOW SHOULD I PRESENT MY DONATION TO YOU?

To avoid any awkward moments, it must be presented immediately at the beginning of our date in an unsealed envelope. Place it on the table or in the bathroom.

If we’re meeting for in a public space, please have it in a greeting card, gift bag, or your favorite book that you’d think I would love (I truly enjoy reading – both fiction and non-fiction).

WHAT PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?

Cash is king. However, I do accept Bitcoin for the tech savvy.

For deposits only I accept CashApp, Venmo, PayPal, and Bitcoin. Please reach out to me via email for those payment methods.

WHAT IS YOUR CANCELLATION POLICY?

Life gets in the way and can be complicated, I understand. However, I do enforce a strict cancellation policy and it is non-negotiable.

Cancellations within 48 hours of the date, will be required to pay 50% of my donation as the cancellation fee. Cancellations within 24 hours of the date, will be required to pay 100% of my donation as a cancellation fee. If you cancel twice in a row, I will no longer accept dates with you.

WHAT IS YOUR DEPOSIT POLICY?

I may require a 20-25% deposit. These can be paid through digital options (Venmo, CashApp and BTC) or sent to my address discreetly tucked away in a gift (feel free to get creative here).

Deposits are non-refundable unless under the rare occurence that I have to cancel. If you are unable to make our date, the deposit can be honored toward another date in the future for up to 3 months. If you cancel under 48 hours, your deposit will apply toward part of my cancellation fee.

WHAT WILL YOU WEAR WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER?

Note: I am no longer taking requests but can be gently guided if you have something in mind (ex: casual, athletic, dressy, black dress, etc.).

I will be dressed to impress but won’t ever raise eyebrows. I have a diverse wardrobe of business casual clothes that would be described as sophisticated, yet sexy. However, if there is something that you’d enjoy seeing me in – don’t hesitate to peruse my gifts page.

HOW DO OVERNIGHTS/EXTENDED DATES WORK?

I’m thrilled at the chance to spend extended time with you! During overnights or longer dates, please understand that I will need to check my phone for personal and business needs ocassionally (this will not interrupt our time together).

I’m at my brightest when I get 7-8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and I’m best greeted in the AM with cold brew coffee (+ almond milk and 1 packet of stevia) and/or sparkling water.

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL?

It takes me some time to get back to e-mails and inquiries. If you don’t get a response in 24-48 hours, it could be for one of the following reasons:

  • Rude, crude, or disrespectful
  • Poorly written or incomprehensible
  • Using acronyms to inquire about any sexual acts
  • Any talk of sexual acts

If you didn’t get a reply and sent a polite email, feel free to ping me. Things get lost in my inbox.

DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT CAN JOIN US?

YES! It’s always fun when more of my friends are around. Please reach out via e-mail, I’d love to have a friend come play with us! But please let this be our 2nd+ meeting to make them and I feel most comfortable (date must be 2 hours or longer).

My rate + theirs, matched to the higher rate.