PYROLOGY

I prefer longer engagements and you will notice that my rates are skewed to favor those dates.

There’s nothing more exciting than the foreplay of a purposefully prepared meal or a scintillating conversation over drinks.

one hour | $1400

one and a half | $1700

two hours | $2000

three hours | $2500*

̂ suggested minimum for
new friends

four hours | $3000

*DATES 3 HOURS+ REQUIRE SOCIAL TIME: dinner, drinks, a show, room service, etc.

Note: Outcalls in SF that are 2 hours and under are +$100

 

EXTENDED STUDIES

MOST POPULAR

six hours | $3800

eight to ten hours | $4500

fourteen hours | $5500

sixteen to eighteen hours | $6000

one day | $7000

In date extensions, as my schedule allows, at $800/per hour.

Couples add +$300 flat fee.

For dates longer than 24 hours, please send me an email so we can craft the perfect experience together.

These are bespoke experiences that we will curate together and will align with our plans and destination (SF is always an option too!).

 

48-hours | bespoke

72-hours | bespoke

5-days | bespoke

please email for more specifics

FURTHER RESEARCH

Fly Me to You (or with you)

West Coast  | 4-hour minimum

Mid-West/Central/East | 14-hour minimum

Intercontinental | 24-hour minimum

International | WEEKEND+ minimum

25% deposit, plus First/Business airfare, hotel, and an additional +$300 for incidentials while traveling req’d for booking.

Don’t see what you’re looking for or have questions? E-mail me and let’s chat!

YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT COVID-19?

You can feel safe meeting with me. I have had both rounds of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine and a booster. I test multipe times a week and I continue to socially distance within reason, wear a mask, and wash my hands. I host in clean spaces and expect that you are also following COVID-19 social distancing guidelines. Should you feel sick after or before our appointment, please notify me immediately.

Before leaving your home for our date, please self-assess for symptoms. Ensure you have no flu-like symptoms or cough. Once arriving at our date, I ask that you immediately wash your hands thoroughly for 30 seconds.

WHERE CAN I MEET YOU?

I’m available in the Bay Area. I prefer to host in my sunny San Francisco SoMa apartment (near the Intercontinental on Howard) and my space has all the amenities of an upscale hotel such as fresh towels, soaps, aerosol deodorant, single-use combs, and mouthwash. There is ample free parking as well as metered parking nearby.

I am also happy to meet you at your upscale hotel anywhere in San Francisco (outcalls 2hrs and under require a $100 travel fee). Should you want me to meet you at your home, additional screening will be required.

North Bay (Marin and Sausilito) – 3hr min, +$150 travel fee (Napa/Healdsburg – 4hr min, hotel fee covered, +$200 travel fee)

South Bay – 3hr booking min, +$150 travel fee

East Bay – 2hr booking min, +$100 travel fee

SFO airport – 2hr booking min, +$100 travel fee

Central Valley – 4hr booking min, hotel fee covered, +$200 travel fee

Monterey – 4hr booking min, hotel fee covered, +$200 travel fee

Inquire for add’l locations as these fees may change. Please feel free to email if you have any questions!

If I travel, I will post my touring dates on my twitter and website banner.

HOW SHOULD I PRESENT MY DONATION TO YOU?

To avoid any awkward moments, it must be presented immediately at the beginning of our date in an unsealed envelope. Place it on the table if you’re visiting me or in the bathroom if I’m visiting you.

If we’re meeting in a public space (or you want to impress me), please have it in a funny greeting card, gift bag, or slipped between the pages of your favorite book that you’d think I’d love (I truly enjoy reading).

WHAT PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?

Cash is king.

NOTE: BTC is NOT accepted as of 4/8 – please check back for updates.

For deposits I accept CashApp, Venmo, and ApplePay only. Please reach out via email for those payment methods.

WHAT IS YOUR CANCELLATION POLICY?

Life gets in the way and can be complicated, I understand. However, I do enforce a strict cancellation policy and it is non-negotiable.

Cancellations within 72 hours of the date, will be required to pay 25% of my donation as the cancellation fee.

Cancellations within 48 hours of the date, will be required to pay 50% of my donation as the cancellation fee.

Cancellations within 24 hours of the date, will be required to pay 100% of my donation as a cancellation fee.

If you cancel twice in a row, I will no longer accept dates with you. If you fail to pay a cancellation fee within 24 hours you will be blacklisted immediately.

If you paid a deposit, that deposit is transferrable to a date within the same week or the same dates while I am touring. If I have to cancel, that deposit will be returned within 48hrs, via the same method you used to pay (with the exception of CashApp).

WHAT IS YOUR DEPOSIT POLICY?

I may require a 20% or 25% deposit, depending on the length of the date. This can be paid through digital options (Venmo, CashApp and ApplePay) or can be sent to my land address discreetly tucked away in a gift (feel free to get creative here).

Deposits are non-refundable unless under the rare occurrence that I have to cancel. If you are unable to make our date, the deposit can be honored toward another date within the same week or a reschedule during the same tour.

If I have to cancel, that deposit will be returned within 48 hours, via the same method you used to pay (with the exception of CashApp).

WHAT WILL YOU WEAR WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER?

Note: I am no longer taking requests but can be gently guided if you have something in mind (ex: casual, athletic, dressy, black dress, etc.).

I will be dressed to impress but won’t ever raise eyebrows. I have a diverse wardrobe of business casual clothes that would be described as sophisticated, yet sexy. If there is something that you’d enjoy seeing me in – don’t hesitate to peruse my gifts page.

HOW DO OVERNIGHTS/EXTENDED DATES WORK?

I am thrilled at the chance to spend extended time with you! During overnights or longer dates, please understand that I will need to check my phone for personal and business needs occasionally (this will not interrupt our time together).

I’m at my brightest when I get 7-8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and I’m best greeted in the AM with cold brew coffee (+ almond milk and 1 packet of stevia) and/or sparkling water.

On extended dates I also require 2 hours daily to rest, workout, and take care of life matters. I ask this of any travel partners – even my own siblings and friends!

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL?

It takes me some time to get back to e-mails and inquiries. If you don’t get a response in 24-48 hours, it could be for one of the following reasons:

  • Rude, crude, or disrespectful
  • Poorly written or incomprehensible
  • Using acronyms to inquire about any sexual acts
  • Any talk of sexual acts
  • Did you typo your email? Double check!

If you didn’t get a reply and sent a polite email, feel free to ping me. Things get lost in my inbox. As I get more busy, it takes me longer to reply. Please forgive me and my tardiness if we’ve had prior conversations and it takes me some time to get back to you.

DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT CAN JOIN US?

YES! It’s always fun when more of my friends are around. Please reach out via e-mail, I’d love to have a friend come play with us! But please let this be our 2nd+ meeting to make them and I feel most comfortable (date must be 2 hours or longer).

My rate + theirs, matched to the higher rate.