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01.

RATES

I prefer longer engagements and you will notice that my rates are skewed to favor those dates.

There’s nothing more exciting than the foreplay of a purposefully prepared meal or a scintillating conversation over drinks.

Let’s slip into our Sunday best and then maybe later we can undress.

Natalie xx

PYROLOGY

Some kindling to start the fire.

ONE HOUR | $1200 tour Only

one and a half | $1500 TOUR ONLY / $1700 SF

two hours* | $1800 BOS/NYC / $2000 SF

three hours | $2100 BOS/NYC / $2500 SF

̂ suggested minimum for
new friends

four hours | $2600 BOS/NYC / $3000 SF

*DATES 2 hours or more REQUIRE some sort of the following: refreshments (wine, tea/coffee, sparkling water), small nibbles/snacks, cocktail bar, dinner, a show, etc.

Have serious privacy concerns OR Don’t want to venture out on a date of 3hrs or more? Please add +$200/per hour.

THERMODYNAMICS

FURTHER RESEARCH

Let’s paint the town red and burn it down. The world is ours.

For dates longer than 24 hours, please send me an email so we can craft the perfect experience together.

These are bespoke experiences that we will curate together and will align with our plans and destination.

48-hours | $14000

72-hours | bespoke

5-days | bespoke

7-days | bespoke

Please email for more specifics.

02.

FLY ME TO YOU

(or with you)

I’m an avid traveler and available to you at any destination – domestically and internationally!

The rates below are a flat fee which means all of my travel fees are all included.

Rates are divided between the East and West Coast with Texas being the dividing line and falling into the West Coast category. Everything east of Texas falls into the East Coast category.

I require (upfront) a 50% deposit of the date. This flat fee is non-refundable.

Want a different time length or would rather do this the more traditional way? E-mail my assistant and let’s chat!

RATES

WEST COAST

5-6 HOURS | $5500

8-10 HOURS | $6500

14 HOURS | $7500

16-18 HOURS | $8500

24 HOURS | $9500

48 HOURS | $15500

EAST COAST

5-6 HOURS | $6500

8-10 HOURS | $7500

14 HOURS | $8500

16-18 HOURS | $9500

24 HOURS | $10500

48 HOURS | $16500

03.

YOUR BURNING QUESTIONS

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WHERE CAN I MEET YOU?

I’m available in the Bay Area. I will host and only meet in 4-5 star hotels. I am also happy to meet you at your upscale hotel anywhere in San Francisco and surrounding areas. I do not visit private residences.

North Bay (Marin and Sausalito) – 4hr min, +$200 travel fee (Napa/Healdsburg – 6hr min, hotel fee covered, +$300 travel fee)

South Bay – 4hr booking min, +$200 travel fee

East Bay – 2hr booking min, +$150 travel fee

San Mateo/SFO airport – 3hr booking min, +$150 travel fee

Sac/Central Valley – 6hr booking min, hotel fee covered, +$300 travel fee

Monterey – 6hr booking min, hotel fee covered, +$300 travel fee

Inquire for add’l locations as these fees may change. Please feel free to email if you have any questions!

If I travel, I will post my touring dates on my twitter and website banner.

WHAT PAYMENT METHODS DO YOU ACCEPT?

Cash is king.

For deposits and trusted regulars I accept varied digital options. Please reach out via email for those payment methods.

WILL YOU SIGN AN NDA?

I am happy to sign an NDA. Please send over via email at least 48 hours in advance so my assistant and myself have ample time to review.

Please note, proper screening is still required.

HOW SHOULD I PRESENT YOUR ENVELOPE TO YOU?

To avoid any awkward moments, it must be presented immediately at the beginning of our date in an unsealed envelope. If you’re visiting me, have it on the counter or bureau (do not hand it to me) or in the bathroom if I’m visiting you.

If we’re meeting in a public space (or you want to impress me), please have it in a funny greeting card, gift bag or gift, or slipped between the pages of your favorite book that you’d think I’d love (I truly enjoy reading). This must be presented immediately.

WHAT IS YOUR CANCELLATION POLICY?

Life gets in the way and can be complicated, I understand. However, I do enforce a strict cancellation policy and it is non-negotiable unless you are able to reschedule within 30-days or identical dates during my touring period.

These policies apply to both local and touring appointments (no exception).

Cancellations outside of 48hrs, will be required to pay 50% of my rate as the cancellation fee.

Cancellations inside 48 hours, will be required to pay 100% of my rate as the cancellation fee.

If you are unable to make a FMTY and let me 1 week or more in advance, the flat fee is transferrable to a new date less any travel expenses incurred.

If let me know inside of 1 week, I can attempt to accommodate a reschedule, however if I am unavailable to do so, please be ready to honor my cancellation fee of 100% (minus the flat fee).

If you cancel twice in a row, I will no longer accept dates with you. If you fail to pay a cancellation fee within 48 hours you will be blacklisted immediately.

In the event of rescheduling or cancellation (for a regular non-FMTY date), any paid deposit is transferable to a date within 30-days or identical dates during my touring period or applied to your cancellation fee.

Should a rare cancellation occur on my end, the deposit will be refunded within 48 hours, using the same payment method used.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT COVID-19 & MONKEYPOX?

You can feel safe meeting with me. I have had both rounds of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, two boosters, the Pfizer bivalent vaccine, and the new Pfizer COMIRNATY COVID-19 vaccine.

I’ve also had both rounds of the Jynneos Monkeypox Vaccine.

I test multipe times a week for COVID-19 and I continue to socially distance within reason, wear a mask, and wash my hands. I host in clean spaces and expect that you are also doing the same. Should you feel sick after or before our appointment, please notify me immediately.

Before leaving your home for our date, please self-assess for symptoms. Ensure you have no flu-like symptoms, cough, swollen lymph notes, or rash. Once arriving at our date, I ask that you immediately wash your hands thoroughly for 30 seconds.

WHAT IS YOUR DEPOSIT POLICY?

For all dates 5-6 hours and over I require a 25% deposit. This can be paid through a variety of digital options or can be sent to a land address discreetly tucked away in a gift (feel free to get creative here). All FMTYs require a 50% non-refundable flat fee.

Deposits are non-refundable unless under the rare occurrence that I have to cancel. If you are unable to make our date and let me know within 48 hours or more, the deposit can be honored toward another date within 30-days or a reschedule during the same tour dates. If you let me in less than 48 hours, that deposit is non-refundable. If you are unable to make a FMTY and let me 1 week or more in advance, the flat fee is transferrable to a new date less any travel expenses incurred. If you are within 1 week, I can attempt to accommodate a reschedule, however if I am unavailable to do so, please be ready to honor my cancellation fee of 100%.

If I have to cancel, that deposit will be returned within 48 hours, via the same method you used to pay. If a deposit is held for any reason, it expires within 3 months of when it was first received.

WHAT WILL YOU WEAR WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER/DO YOU TAKE OUTFIT REQUESTS?

I no longer take requests and I strongly believe that my personal style is a part of my appeal. I hope that you’ll enjoy what I pick for you.

If there is something you must see me in (and I love dressing up with a carefully curated outfit), you can reach out to me for my sizes, purchase it, and bring it to our date. Alternatively, I can buy it and you can reimburse me ahead of time.

If there is something you’d like to see me in, plan a date that might require those clothes.

Some examples:

– Baseball game/theme park/etc: casual jeans/shorts and t-shirt

– Fine dining: upscale dress, tights and heels

– Symphony/opera/etc: dress to impress; all eyes on us and a formal dress

– Pool or beach date: bikini; some spas with dipping pools will require this too

– Picnic/museum/hot day: summer dress and comfortable shoes

I will always be dressed to impress but won’t ever raise eyebrows. I have a diverse wardrobe that would be described as sophisticated, yet sexy.

DO YOU ALLOW REVIEWS?

Absolutely not. Our time is very special and kept only between us. Discretion is important to me and I treat your privacy as if it were my own.

If I find that you have posted a review of our time together (whether on a forum or a website) you will be blacklisted immediately and we will be unable to meet again.

HOW DO OVERNIGHTS/EXTENDED DATES WORK?

I am thrilled at the chance to spend extended time with you! During overnights or longer dates, please understand that I will need to check my phone for personal and business needs occasionally (this will not interrupt our time together).

I’m at my brightest when I get 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep and I’m best greeted in the AM with cold brew coffee (+ almond milk and 1 packet of stevia) and/or sparkling water.

On extended dates I also require 2 hours+ (depending on booking length) of alone time to rest, workout, and take care of life matters. I ask this of any travel partners – even my own siblings and friends!

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL?

It takes me and my assistant some time to get back to e-mails and inquiries. If you don’t get a response in 24-48 hours, it could be for one of the following reasons:

Rude, crude, or disrespectful
Poorly written or incomprehensible
Using acronyms to inquire about any sexual acts
Any talk of sexual acts
Did you typo your email or have you checked your spam? Double check!

If you didn’t get a reply and sent a polite email, feel free to follow up. Things can get lost!

Please forgive me and my tardiness if we’ve had prior conversations and it takes me some time to get back to you.

DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT CAN JOIN US?

YES! It’s always fun when more of my friends are around. Please reach out via email, I’d love to have a friend come play with us!

But please let this be our 2nd+ meeting to make them and I feel most comfortable (date must be 2 hours or longer).

My rate + theirs, matched to the higher rate.